- horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
- me: omg that is so me how did they do that
Stuff I like (all)
when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant
what the fuck
I love my best friend more than anyone, she is always there for me and always looking out for my best interests she almost protects me like a mother...
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud